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I said to the guy afterwards, ‘You stapled your dick on stage, that was awesome,’ and he was like, ‘Oh, no, my balls. Not my dick.’ As if I was being presumptuous for thinking that he’d ever take a staple gun to his dick.
My old buddy @sethasaurus, commenting on a presumably intense show he saw in San Francisco last night. I have no idea who the act was but I hope to never find myself at one their shows.
